Sex Machines Aust

SMA on Stage at a previous event.

2009-05-20T04:07:00.001-07:00

This is SMA on Stage at a previous event. Look out for upcoming events.

2009-04-18T05:19:00.000-07:00

FUN GIRLS NIGHT CRUISE on Sydney Harbour for something new and fresh while entertaining and also at the same time supporting a worthy cause.

Orgasm for Charity

2009-03-19T16:54:00.000-07:00

Girls,

Why not have a fun night out and at the same time support breast cancer research.

This will be the most fun you can have with your clothes on guarranteed.

It can just be a GIRLS NIGHT OUT or a HENS NIGHT.

It won't be expensive and is truly something unique and fun.

It is done tastefully and respectfully and it will be anight you remember for a long time.

SMA in the USA.

2009-03-06T02:06:00.000-08:00

SMA will be going to the USA later this year it has been confirmed.
We will be doing several shows and are looking for sponsors to help us fund
our trip and in return they will get alot of publicity and media attention right
across the USA and Australia.
If your interested just let us know and we can chat about our options.

Australian Adult Industry Awards

2009-02-23T04:10:00.000-08:00

SMA are proud to announce we won our category at the annual Australian Adult Industry Awards for 2008.
Thankyou to everyone that voted for and supported us throughout the year.

2009-02-14T20:04:00.000-08:00

New Product coming to Australia

2009-02-14T20:01:00.000-08:00

We have a totally new product coming to Australia, never seen here before.

I can't say too much till it is all signed and sealed, but keep a look out for it.

Within a week or two we should be able to release all the details.

Brisbane Sexpo

2009-01-30T00:44:00.000-08:00

SMA wont be doing Brisbane sexpo as it is not financially viable.
It would cost us about $3,000 to go to Brisbane and do shows for sexpo with fuel, accom, expenses etc and at the moment they are trying to reduce costs.

We have put a proposal to Sexpo for future events that would help at least one charity and as yet are to hear back regarding that proposal.

We'll keep you informed as it progress's or doesn't.

Sexpo Brisbane 09

2009-01-28T02:23:00.000-08:00

Just to let everyone know it appears we wont be doing Sexpo in Brisbane 2009.
For us to go to Brisbane and do the shows we would need to have our expenses met and at this stage it appears that wont happen.

So sorry for all that expected us there. We'd love to go but not if we are lossing money to do it.

Thats business.

50,000 views on you tube

2009-01-08T04:23:00.000-08:00

We've got to 50,000 views on our youtube clip in 6 months.

We'll try and get alot more footage added in the next few weeks including interviews with some porn stars and other interesting material.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=PPsUxKhRNCQ

Private Demos Now Available

2009-01-02T21:27:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered what a real sex machine would be like?

Now you can actually try one in the private security of your own home, we will come out with our machines and you can actually trial them. (Women and couples only).

If your based in Sydney Australia that is. We can do other areas, bearing in mind you will be up for our travel and accom expenses plus minor additional fees.

With some of our machines you don't even have to get naked at all to be orgasming and having fun, its entirely up to you.

If your interested let us know and well get you more details, swingers clubs feel free to enquire as well. It costs nothing to ask.

A Look at Sexpo

2008-12-30T21:59:00.000-08:00

Here is a few bits from us at Sexpo recently.

http://media-mobi.com/en/?play-eibpgcs23n2yzhejtf7chtf2eaib0ud2

We do most of the sexpo's around Australia and are currently working on doing something in the future that will see us raise money for a charity doing them at sexpo.

All the so called do gooder's that are trying to stop sexpo like events should open their eyes and realise that it is both informative and entertaining. And if were raising money for a charity that's even more incentive to keep it going.

Fiona Patten from The Australian Sex Party brought up a good point in a recent press release, about the so called do gooder's and the number of people from religous groups that have been charged with child sex offences in Australia alone in 2008 (15), yet no one from the adult / Sex Industry in Australia have. The Australian Sex Party are calling for the government to convene a Royal Commission into child sex abuse in religious institutions as a priority during its first sitting of federal Parliament in 2009.

Maybe a Sex Machine Party Night

2008-12-28T15:33:00.001-08:00

We've been thinking if anyone's having a party that wants it remembered by all involved,
why not have us bring a few machines along. It has to be a strictly over 18's only event.

We are based in Sydney Australia however were prepared to travel where ever so long as it is financially viable for us.

If your interested contact us at stuart@sexmachinesaustralia.com

It may be something that has you and your party remembered for a long time.
If your after something a little out of the square, yet fun this may be an alternative.

We've done some private parties in the past and its always gone well.

Our Meeting with the Marketing Company

2008-12-24T03:15:00.001-08:00

We had a meeting with the friends of ours at Sierra Marketing in Sydney a few weeks ago and from that are in the process of putting a proposal together for the Sexpo Organisers.

We are looking at doing Live Orgasm Shows and charging a small fee to watch the shows and some of the proceeds will go to a charity. It would be nice to be able to have the media report on something really positive about our industry than always trying to write headlines otherways.

With 50,000 - 70,000 people regularly attending these events we feel we can actually help a charity quite well and really do some good. It will depend on the sexpo organisers of course.

I will keep you informed as to our progress.

Totally New Products

2008-12-24T03:09:00.000-08:00

We have just added quite a few totally new products to our website.
Most of these are unique or not readily available in most shops like for example a vibrating tongue ring. A vibrating pen for businesswomen that travel and need a very discreet vibrator for those boring meetings.

Come have a look at www.sexmachinesaustralia.com

2008-12-13T15:02:00.000-08:00

This week in SMA we had a meeting with a marketing company. This may help get us more established as we have thrown several ideas around and looked at some new totally out of the square ones as well.

On another line of thought were looking for girls that are not afraid to be filmed, to be filmed on our machines, clothed or partially clothed. You'll have to broad minded and open to possibly orgasming on film. You wont be touched by anyone just filmed on our machines having your own orgasmic ride. Depending on your looks and the level on which you'll be filmed you will be paid. At this stage there is not set rate, but were happy to work something out so its a win win situation for all. If your interested leave your email or let me know. (In Australia)

Nice site showing girls orgasming.

2008-11-29T19:26:00.000-08:00

http://www.ifeelmyself.com/feck_subaff/redirect.php?id=fcb157b4

New Political Party The Australian Sex Party

2008-11-28T15:52:00.000-08:00

The Australian Sex Party is the newest political party in Australia.
Some of their policies are:

To bring about the establishment of a truly national classification scheme which includes a uniform non-violent erotica rating for explicit adult material for all jurisdictions and through all media including the Internet and computer games.

To overturn mandatory ISP filtering of the Internet and return Internet censorship to parents and individuals.

To bring about the development of a national sex education curriculum for secondary schools as a first step in preventing the sexualisation of children.

To enact national anti discrimination laws which make it illegal to unfairly discriminate against people or companies on the basis of job, occupation, profession or calling.

To hold a referendum to create mandatory equal numbers of women in the Senate and State Upper Houses.

To enact national pregnancy termination laws along the same lines as divorce law — which allow for legal, no-fault and guilt-free processes for women seeking termination.

The listing of Viagra, Cialis and other drugs used to treat sexual dysfunction, on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme.

To create total equal rights in all areas of the law for gay, lesbian and transsexual couples.

Ensure that the introduction of paid maternity leave is fair and equitable for small businesses.

Abolish sex slavery and sexual servitude by introducing non morality-based immigration policies that allow bona-fide sex workers to work legally in Australia.

Overturn racist laws that ban Aboriginal people from possessing erotic and sexual media in the Northern Territory.

Ensure the sexual rights and freedoms of the disabled and elderly in institutions.

Convene a Royal Commission into child sex abuse in the nation’s religious institutions.

Develop global approaches to tackling child pornography which focus on production of the material rather than its distribution.

Overturn restrictions on aid to overseas family planning organisations that reference abortion.

So go and join.

All the do gooders and church groups should think about this for a moment
"Over 500 church clergy have been dealt with in Australian courts for sexually abusing young kids. Not one person from the adult retail industry that Ian Conway-Powles represents has been charged with this offence. The facts speak for themselves. The two women who are objecting to the shop display will, at the bottom of their objections, have a religious argument to back them up. Its hypocrisy at its worst. Sex shops provide honest and reliable sex education materials and information for adult couples and there is no shame in that. Local council should get out of people's bedrooms." This was from an article about an Adult shop in Wagga, a member of eros wrote it. It is so true........

Orgasm Record

2008-11-24T14:43:00.000-08:00

SMA / Sex Machines Australia at Sexpo in Melbourne assisted women to have 204 Orgasms in public, fully clothed.This breaks the Sydney record as Sydney achieved 184 Orgasms over the four day event, in reality a 48 hour period as sexpo is only open 12 hours a day.

204 Orgasms in 48 hours.

Not bad for two guys helping women at sexpo.

Total to date overall is 764 .

Looking for Volunteers for sexpo

2008-11-10T00:56:00.000-08:00

Were looking for girls that would like to volunteer to help on our stand at sexpo.
It will be a fun few days with plenty of laughs and heaps of fun.

The right person may end up doing more work with us in the future being paid etc.
Either in our DVD's or shows etc or possibly in our seminars. If your interested talk to us.

Australian Sex Party

2008-11-04T02:48:00.001-08:00

Australian Sex Party
Worth joining if you want freedom of choice.

Erotic Fantasy Audio CD's

2008-10-30T01:36:00.000-07:00

We are pleased to announce we now have available

Erotic Fantasy Audio CD's for Women to listen to and help build
that arousal and desire many seek.

Just listen to your favourite fantasy as you relax either alone or with a partner.

To get the best possible effect it is recommended to take the phone off the hook, lock the door
so you won't be disturbed, get comfortable and relax as you listen to the story or stories that
you like most.

Warning do not drive or operate machinery whilst listening to this CD as Orgasm may occur.

SMA NEWS

2008-10-18T19:07:00.000-07:00

SMA have now only two directors, Jim has left to concentrate on other things and we wish him well in all his ventures.

Paul and Stuart will carry on developing and growing SMA. We are working on quite a few new ideas and look forward to rolling them out in 2009.

We will do Melbourne Sexpo in November and revisit our commitments for 2009, we are undecided if we will do any of the Sexpo exents in 2009.

Free Orgasms

2008-10-08T22:24:00.000-07:00

FULLY CLOTHED FREE ORGASMS

SMA are giving away Fully Clothed Free Orgasms to highlight the health benefits

of regular orgasms.

Look for us around the capital cities in Australia over the next few months.

Help us help the community.

SMA Orgasm Cruises

2008-10-08T00:14:00.000-07:00

We have a deal with a group and now are doing SMA Orgasm Cruises in Coffs Harbour and Lismore once a month. One will be on the Friday Night the other on the Saturday Night.

We may look at doing some in Sydney if any of the cruise boats are interested but at this stage we have had no enquiry's from any.

If anyone is interested just email us and we will get in touch.

SMA Orgasm Bus

2008-09-28T14:18:00.001-07:00

Come see the SMA Boys touring around in the SMA Orgasm Bus.
Book a tour with us,running around having fun and a few laughs.

Looking at Doing Shows O/S

2008-09-19T04:53:00.000-07:00

Were excited at the possibility of doing some shows at the AVN Show in Las Vegas.
If there is a camerman thats got his own gear and looking for some fun maybe they should talk to us. We are also looking for a producer or production company looking for totally new unique content to work with us.

We are also excited at the possibility of doing a doco or two with the likes of SBS and others.

I think we will get quite alot of publicity a doco on "womens orgasms" and all about them.

I actually can't wait till we have a few movies behind us and all the knockers then can say we didn't know what we were doing.......

Its all fun.

Some on the machines.

2008-09-17T21:26:00.000-07:00

SMA World Record

2008-09-17T04:15:00.001-07:00

From

http://www.world-sex-news.com/

30 July 2008
World orgasm record claimedSex Machines Australia is claiming a world record for the most number of women to reach an orgasm, fully clothed without being touched sexually
and without hypnosis, at an adult lifestyles event. [SMA claim] [More world orgasm records]

SMA News

2008-09-17T03:58:00.000-07:00

SMA are going to Sexpo Melbourne in November so if your there come say hello.
Also if any film industry students or film makers are looking for a little project thats both fun and entertaining while also being quite out there so to speak send us an email and we may have some work for you. email stuart@sexmachinesaustralia.com

It looks like we may be going to Las Vegas in 2009, we have been invited to the AVN Expo in January. If your a company looking to get noticed in the US talk to us and we may look at a sponsorship type deal that gets your name noticed well and truly. We may attempt another world record in Las Vegas and it will get huge publicity throughout the USA.

We are open to discussions or ideas you may have and are happy to talk to US based company's as well.

SMA this week's news updates.

2008-09-05T16:33:00.000-07:00

SMA are working on writing one or two books currently.

The books will be about Women's Fantasy's and the other we are yet to decide what we will call it. It will be about Lessons for Life / Life Experiences.

I don't know how long it will take to get them out and published but we have started off pretty well.

Also we have had a few enquiries about hiring Sybians.
Would you be interested in hiring a Sybian for a night, you would have to purchase the pads that are used with the machine and pay a deposit as they are quite expensive. The cost for one nights hire is yet to be decided and I guess will be related to how popular the hire system is.

Let me know if you would be interested.

email me at sexmachinesaustralia@hotmail.com or leave a message here.

Open to Sponsorship Offers

2008-09-01T07:19:00.000-07:00

We are looking at going to the United States in January to film for our next movie.

If any company would like to get noticed in the US we are open to looking at doing a sponsorship deal where we will put your logo on our shirts that we wear in filming and on our machines that we use in the shows over there.

We will get quite a bit of media coverage as we plan to attempt to beat our Australian World Record of 189 orgasms at one event at Sexpo. So there is a very good chance your name will be in the news over in the US.

We will get alot of attention just from filming alone, and if we sell say 1 million copies of the movie your name will be in front of 1 million people worldwide. Plus everyone that see's us in our SMA shirts everywhere we go.

What would that be worth to a new or even an established company????

Contact us if your interested and we can discuss it.

Looking for DVD/ Movie Producer

2008-08-30T00:47:00.000-07:00

We are looking for a DVD / Movie Producer to work with us on another movie we want to put together.

It would possibly suit someone new to the industry or someone looking to get noticed.

We have some great ideas and ideally would like someone that would be happy to take a share of the profits once it goes on sale rather than pay an hourly rate or fee along the way.

It will be a comedy / documentary about female orgasms and female sexuality, so if your offended easily this may not be for you. It should get an MA or R rating once censored.

It is not porn and there will be little or no nudity.

If your interested email stuart@sexmachinesaustralia.com

Thanks.

Want to save up to $280 million ???

2008-08-19T05:28:00.000-07:00

Thats what I sent to quite a few politicans in Australia.

My thoughts were that at least some would ask how can we do this, whats involved etc.

But alas nothing, well almost nothing I did get one email from Reba Meagher 's office asking my address, I guess to see if i lived in her electorate.

Thats right not one of the politicians even had their office email me and ask how can this be done. Including Kevin Rudd, Joe Hockey, Alby Schultz and Reba Meagher to name a few.

I still can't believe they didnt even ask how?????

Here is a brief outline.
Endometriosis costs Australian business $280 Million a year alone in lost income, sick days , lost productivity etc.

We believe that with some informed sex ed talks with late teens in later years of high school the percentages of women that end up having endometriosis can be dramatically reduced.

Thats just part of of the overall program.

Maybe their scared of that "S " word. Who knows.

But I guess the politicans are not worried about a little $280 million.

Thats just my point of view anyway.

WORLD RECORD HOLDERS

2008-08-07T03:55:00.000-07:00

SMA are the World Record holders for the most women to orgasm at one event, fully clothed without being touched sexually or hypnotised. 189 is the record at one event and that was in Sydney at Sexpo 24th - 27th July 2008.

Will it be beaten if we go to Melbourne Sexpo in November 2008?

Here is a link to Sexpo itself http://www.sexpo.com.au/

Have a look and go along if your in Melbourne in November 2008.

Seminars

2008-08-07T03:40:00.000-07:00

Would you like to know more about your own body or your partners?

Have you ever wondered how can you get your partner / lover to be more attentive or go that extra bit?

Have you wished you knew how to have gut wrenching orgasms or have your girl lusting for the orgasms you give each other?

Come to one of our Empowering Orgasm Seminars, learn how to get your mind in tune or how to help get your partners mind in tune for those long orgasmic sex sessions everyone desires.

What would it be worth to learn the secrets of mind blowing orgasmic sex?

We have helped / assisted more women to orgasm than any medical practitioner or health specialist in Australia or the world for that matter. All the time fully clothed without even touching them sexually.

We know our stuff and love seeing people come away with huge smiles knowing they have learnt something that will stay with them for life.

Look on our website for exact dates and venues or to book your seat to enhance your life sexually.
www.sexmachinesaustralia.com

Vote for us in the Adult Industry Awards

2008-08-07T03:29:00.000-07:00

Help us get noticed vote for us in The Adult Industry Awards
http://www.adultawards.com.au/shownominee.pl?nominee_id=2143&year=2008

Thanks for your support.

Video's of SMA

2008-08-06T05:42:00.000-07:00

Video's of SMA

http://www.youtube.com/user/SexMachinesAustralia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPsUxKhRNCQ

Have a look more coming very soon.

Melanie of Sydney

2008-08-06T04:55:00.000-07:00

A lovely young woman that calls herself Melanie Of Sydney was the official first Orgasm of Sexpo Sydney 2008. Yes she was the very first, almost the virgin of Sydney well not really but for sexpo she was.

Melanie was actually the 2007 Best Escort from the Adult Industry Awards.

http://www.melanieofsydney.com/serendipity/entry137.html

Have alook at her site, she is really a lovely fun girl and I'm sure you will enjoy anytime you spent with her. We had a ball just mucking around at Sexpo.
http://www.melanieofsydney.com/index2.html

SEXPO

2008-08-06T04:48:00.000-07:00

Sexpo was just in Sydney Australia for four days from 24th - 27th July.

SMA with the help of the public set the World Record fpr having the most women orgasm at one event in public while fully clothed, without being touched sexually or hypnotised.
Yes just sitting on one of our machines as we quietly whispered some sweet nothings in their ear we had 189 over the four days.

Fiona Patten from EROS Assoc suggested it may be in fact the New State Of Origin as in Brisbane in February at Sexpo again we got to 172.

So if this is the New State of Origin NSW are currently leading, can Victoria beat them both or fall some where in between?????

We will have to wait for Sexpo Melbourne which is November 2008.

Sex Education

2008-08-06T04:26:00.000-07:00

Why is talking about SEX so taboo??????

Whenever your in public with friends and someone mentions the S word most people go “ssssshhhhhh” as if you can’t openly talk about SEX.

Why? Sex is one of the most natural things a couple can do together, it shows your love for each other and gives both pleasure whilst creating an even closer emotional bond with each other.

If more people were more open and not afraid to talk about it we would all be better off. Did you know that having regular consensual orgasmic sex has the following health benefits:
· Increases your immune system
· Helps fight colds and flu
· Helps regulate menstrual cycles
· Helps relieve period pain
· Reduces the risk of endometriosis
· Helps increase fertility
· Enhance conception and help prevent fertility problems
· Decrease postmenopausal vaginal atrophy
· Increase the quality of sperm
· Reduce risk of prostrate and breast cancer
· Add ten years to your life
· Dramatically reduce the risk of heart disease
· Make you appear 7-12 years younger than your age.

Teenagers in high school should be taught more about sex, once a teenager is in year 9 or 10 they are going to become curious at least. So why not arm them the facts so they can make their own informed decisions as to what they will or wont do instead of leaving it to ill informed peer group pressure to control the outcomes.

Presently they only get partial information, from people who are themselves afraid to openly talk about sex. If the teachers themselves don’t know or can’t openly talk about sex how can they competently pass the relevant information onto students.
Even if they do talk about sex to the students many teachers may have views or customs they were taught during their adolescent years some of which date back Victorian era which frowned upon many aspect of what is now seen as the norm.

Times have changed and its time students were given the up to date facts and left to make informed decisions.

Did you know that if girls were taught it’s perfectly natural and ok for them to explore their own bodies to learn what they actually enjoy. More women would be orgasmic and then when they are with a partner they can show him/her or tell him/her what they like themselves. Many women today come to our seminars having been brought up in an era where they were taught don’t touch yourself its dirty. Then once they are married their partners are expected to know what turns them on, when the woman herself doesn’t know.

Women should be taught and encouraged in their later school years to learn and explore their own body and mind as it will set them up for a healthier more full filled life. Also another finding from sexual research in the united states has found that women who regularly have orgasms during their period whether it be alone or with a partner significantly reduce the risk of developing endometriosis. Why is this not explained or taught to teenagers at school, How many women do we know that have suffered with endometriosis, how many loving married couples have tried time and time again to have a child only to find out that the problem was endometriosis.

We are trying to teach women, men and the general public to open their minds, relax, have fun and enjoy sex. Don’t be afraid to talk about sex, to discuss sex.

Everyone has sex in some form or another, yet no one wants to discuss it openly.

Don’t be scared its only a word.

Sex Machines Australia

2008-08-06T04:06:00.000-07:00

We run around having fun everywhere and helping women and couples learn about better sex and help women have orgasms.
We do Sexpo around Australia and a few other shows at different places.

We've got a few video's on you tube and we have our first DVD about to be released. One of our video's is getting about 1,000 new views a day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPsUxKhRNCQ

http://www.youtube.com/user/SexMachinesAustralia

We do seminars to help women and couples and even men, how to help women orgasm better and teach both guys and girls about having better more fulfilling sex.

We also are looking at filming running around the USA and Europe doing shows and conducting interviews with women for our new DVD.